Xyuppi
Fun thing to do: Go to a parking lot and put sticky notes on cars saying "Sorry for the damage" and watch them look for it.
Xyuppi
My iPhone autocorrected "wish you were here" to "wish you were beer" ...I sent it anyways.
Xyuppi
For once I would like to live my "Vida" without the "Loca"
Xyuppi
A bear with no teeth is a gummy bear
Jon
My retirement plan is just $1,000 & a plane ticket to wherever these kids are living on 15 cents a day.
The male version of a tramp stamp should be called a douche tag.
Jon
If my wife was a transformer her name would be Amazon Prime.