Xyuppi
I'm willing to bet that if Morgan Freeman and James Earl Jones ever had a rap battle, it would be the most relaxing thing ever.
Tarzan was the original vine star.
I spilled my pumkin spice latte and now a bunch of ants are making brunch plans and doing yoga.
Sending your navy to sit in international waters just off a country's coastline is the world's highest-stakes game of "I'm not touching you"
Xyuppi
I used to like my neighbors, until they put a password on their WiFi.
Xyuppi
I kind of hate having a legitimate reason for being late to work. Now I have to cross that off the list of possible fake reasons to use later.
With all the negative news lately about the Paris attacks, ISIS and the Syrians taking over the world there is one thing that is positive and that's Charlie Sheen.