I just realized that I haven't done the "Hockey Pokey" in over 10 years. I guess when you get older, you just forget what it's all about.
My favorite part about Halloween is seeing all the confused Jehovah's Witnesses wandering around, wondering why they've been given lolly pops.
Xyuppi
When I'm not sleepy, I listen to some Chris Brown. That knocks me out right away.
Xyuppi
Laughter is the best medicine. But, if you're laughing without any reason, you need medicine.
Xyuppi
Most people decide to have scramble eggs immediately after thinking: " I'll just flip this omelette "
Jon
"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. It has been..." "Ma'am, please just vote and exit the booth.
Xyuppi
The bouncer from my local nightclub calls me Macauley Culkin because I always go home alone.