D-rack
Netflix and chi...potle
Xyuppi
Every time I buy a pack of toilet paper it is money down the toilet.
Xyuppi
Not even my closest friends know me as well as my Internet browser history does
I just finish reading "50 shades of gray" by Sherwin Williams. I don't see what all the hype is about these paint brochures.
Xyuppi
I wish I was on a gang. I never know what to do with my hands when taking pictures.
I've gotten to that age where nothing fits right anymore. Even my birthday suit looks like it needs ironing...
The fact that Google autocompletes all of my questions just reaffirms how unoriginal all my problems are.