Xyuppi
Not sure if people stopped saying YOLO or if everyone who said it died.
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is ‘God is crying’. And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is ‘Probably because of something you did’.
Jon
5 years ago I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date, today I asked her to marry me. She said no both times
Xyuppi
Miracle Whip is a bit of an exaggeration if you ask me.
Thank you, student loans, for getting me through college. How can I ever repay you? No, seriously...
Upset? Just imagine a t-rex trying to make a bed.
Xyuppi
Gift cards are still the best way to say "I'm too lazy to think of a good gift and I think you'll buy drugs if I give you cash."