Xyuppi
If I had a British accent, I'd never shut up.
Xyuppi
I really need to clean the house, but I'm thinking it'd be a lot faster to burn it down and start from scratch...
So apparently the security guard at Kroger didn't believe that life gave me that lemon.
Cyberbilly
If I could have dinner with anyone, alive or dead, there is no question. I would want them to be alive.
Xyuppi
Life would be so much better if there were piñatas strategically placed throughout my day.
Xyuppi
The average Apple employee works 6 hours longer a day than an Apple battery.
Xyuppi
I believe in magic because it's the only way to explain how fitted sheets get folded.