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#15696
Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.
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#15697
My superpower is making people laugh. That would be great if I was trying to be funny...
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#15698
Xyuppi
I would like to thank my arms, for always being by my side. My legs, for always supporting me, & my fingers…because I can always count on them.
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#15699
Technically, if you don't cut the cake, it's still just one slice.
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#15700
It's okay password, I'm insecure too.
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#15701
Saving Private Ryan, Interstellar, and The Martian; America has spent too much money retrieving Matt Damon. Not a penny more.
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#15702
Xyuppi
I used to be in a band called "missing cat". You've probably seen our poster.
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