How do I like my eggs? In a cake...
Xyuppi
To err is human...To arr! is pirate
It's amazing the things I can remember when I don't need to remember anything.
You autocomplete me. Let's duck.
It's not easy being a parent these days. Texting in all caps just doesn't have the same impact as good, old fashioned yelling.
Divorce is what happens when two people win an argument.
Xyuppi
I'm really glad chicken breast don't have nipples. That would be very disturbing.