Xyuppi
I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion, I'd be irresponsible too.
The only thing that makes me happy about the launch of a new model cell phone is that I can finally afford the previous model.
I love Costco. You don't go there thinking you're gonna buy a 12-pack of watermelons but you'll probably leave with one.
I'm first world poor. That means I have a smart phone and laptop that I use to go online and see that I have no money in my bank account.
Xyuppi
Why is it that I only ever seem to run over cats that are on their last life?
Novell
Whenever you're feeling down and in the dumps, just remember...the rest of us have been feeling that way about you too!
Xyuppi
How to wash a cat: find toilet, add soap, add cat, shut lid, don't worry the cat is self agitating, flush to rinse, lift lid , run!!!