Dogs are God's way of apologizing for your relatives.
Novell
I used to be a man trapped inside a woman's body. And things got even more complicated after I was born.
Novell
I bet you $567.89 you can’t guess how much I owe my bookie.
The scroll to find my birth year on websites is getting uncomfortably long.
I bet giraffes don't even know what farts smell like.
Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life?
Before I got married I didn't even know there was a wrong way to put the milk back in the fridge