Insightful Statuses

From now on everyone should start saying "No" when asked to be put on hold.
Who knew in 1987 when Steven Tyler wrote "Dude (Looks Like a Lady)" that it would become a self-fulfilling prophecy?
Relationships should never be more complicated than a secret handshake.
There's no better way to announce to the world you seek its approval than to scream you don't need it. A fish never claims it is a swimmer.
What is more scary than any candidate or policy is the gullibility of the public with talking points, rather than serious arguments.
The key to life is balance, especially if you are on a ledge.
What's meant to be will always find a way.
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