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#520
From now on everyone should start saying "No" when asked to be put on hold.
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#362
Who knew in 1987 when Steven Tyler wrote "Dude (Looks Like a Lady)" that it would become a self-fulfilling prophecy?
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#496
Relationships should never be more complicated than a secret handshake.
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#338
There's no better way to announce to the world you seek its approval than to scream you don't need it. A fish never claims it is a swimmer.
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#62
What is more scary than any candidate or policy is the gullibility of the public with talking points, rather than serious arguments.
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#9
The key to life is balance, especially if you are on a ledge.
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#284
What's meant to be will always find a way.
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