You know you're broke when your bank flags deposits as suspicious activity.
Cyberbilly
My parents say I was an unplanned child, which probably explains why my life isn't going to plan.
July 4th Tip: This year, throw veggie burgers on the grill and next year, someone else will host the cookout.
I have an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other. I'm also deaf in one ear.
I gave my cat a middle name today, so she knows when she is really in trouble.
A good way to mess with a jogger is to run up alongside him and say, “It’s okay, I think we lost him.”
Jeff
If Jared from Subway gets busted for child porn, he will still have plenty of "Footlongs" to choose from where he is going.