Novell
Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
Porn teaches kids an unhealthy and unrealistic idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house.
You never know how dirty a song's lyrics are until you hear a child sing them.
Apparently juice cleanses don't involve mimosas...
Refrigerators should be clear so you can see inside without opening the door.
I'm that friend you have to explain to people before you introduce me... And apologize for after.
Monkeys made it to space before we did without even trying.