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#13539
My doctor says I should eat more healthy, but we all saw how that whole apple thing went for Eve.
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#13540
I need something that’s more than coffee but less than cocaine.
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#13541
Imagine, for a moment, what you could accomplish if you had the persistence and drive of the Adobe Acrobat Reader updater.
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#13542
The baby gets really annoyed when I try to undress him. He gets that from his mother.
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#13543
I wish some people's cardio exercise consisted of running into traffic.
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#13544
Cyberbilly
I hate when homeless people shake their cup of coins at me. It's like yeah I know you have more money than me, no need to rub it in.
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#13545
Novell
If you don’t want people asking for rides again, say yes the first time but don’t show up.
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