Robert Zunick
What I miss most from childhood? Teleportation. Many times I have crashed on the couch and ended up in bed. Sadly, does not work anymore.
Robert Zunick
I don’t like being told what to do…unless I’m naked.
It's funny how this guy grating cheese over my pasta thinks I'm going to say stop.
#thedailyjeff
Say what you will about Kristen Stewart's acting abilities, but I'm willing to bet she'd kick some serious ass in a poker game.
Robert Zunick
Jellyfish have survived here on Earth for 650 million years without brains. Great news for most of you.
I wonder if spiders get as pissed off as I do when I walk through their webs.
Cyberbilly
I'm going to open a restaurant called "Peace and Quiet" where kids meals cost $150.