Insightful Statuses

My leadership experience is pretty much limited to those three consecutive days in first grade when I was line leader.

I wonder how many strangers have stories about me

I wish I could lose weight as fast as I lose motivation

If someone says they’re gonna open up a can of whoop ass, that means someone out there is canning whoop ass…I’d be more afraid of that second guy.

Taking your pants off is a good way to let someone know you feel comfortable in their home.

McDonald’s should do an Adult Happy Meal that’s just wine and cookies.

It’s been “one of those days” for like 3 years now.