My grandpa has Alzheimer's, so I just keep telling him he owes me twenty bucks.
The time when I look the most homeless is when I’m in my home.
The NAACP: Now with no artificial colors.
I wish I could just cut out the middleman and have the light honk when it turns green.
I made a huge TO DO list for this weekend. I just can't figure out who's going to do it.
Robert Zunick
There is no “u” in awesome… But there is a “me”!
Robert Zunick
I have an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other. I’m also deaf in one ear.