"Lazy" is a strong word. I prefer to call it selective participation.
Cyberbilly
It's not difficult to tell crocodiles and alligators apart. One will see you in a while whereas the other will see you later.
Cyberbilly
If guys were smart, they'd forget the single's bars and watch the supermarket for girls who buy frozen dinners and cat food.
Cyberbilly
My moral compass must run on solar power because it never seems to work after dark.
Cyberbilly
Women always complain that "all men are dogs", but what they fail to realize is that dogs are the most loyal creatures in the world if you treat them right.
Cyberbilly
Buying my wife a matching belt and bag for her birthday. We'll have that vacuum cleaner working in no time.
If you can't handle me at my worst, then that sucks because that's all there is to me.