Novell
There should be a calorie refund for things that didn’t taste as good as you expected.
Novell
I can't imagine a better slogan for a glasses company than, "Buy our glasses if you ever want to see your children again."
Cyberbilly
Going back onto work for the first time after vacation is like running into someone you once knew who you never really liked anyway.
I get so confused when I'm about to watch a TV show or movie and "For Mature Audiences Only" appears on the screen. Can I watch or not?
Robert Zunick
It has been said that money talks. Mine usually says, "Goodbye!"
Novell
Cell phones should have an extra 'End Call' button that sounds like a handset being slammed down into the telephone cradle so the person on the other end of the line knows it is SO OVER.
Novell
Whenever a guy asks me "Don't I know you from somewhere? You look familiar." I always respond with, "Yes, I was the receptionist at the STD clinic. Nice to see you again."