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#13481
I dont know why we say "luckiest man alive" the "alive" part is pretty redundant, probably a pre qualifier to be considered for luckiest man
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Driving is really just a real life loading screen with a mini-game.
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I just want to find the "she" to my "nanigans".
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How can I learn to be more patient? (I'm only interested in quick-fix solutions with immediate results please)
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#13485
Dance like no one is watching. Because they're not. They're all checking their phones.
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Do you ever start telling your parents a funny story but then you remember what happened was illegal?
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Novell
I mistook the Facebook status box for Google search. It may be a while before I go out in public again. .
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