I demand a "that's what she said" button be added to Facebook.
My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.
I eat tacos over a tortilla. So when stuff falls out...BOOM! Another Taco.
Life is like a box of Legos with a picture of what it’s supposed to look like, but no assembly instructions.
Adrian Peterson is back with the Vikings. I wonder if they'll whip him back into shape.
E.B. FlipShank
Bruce Jenner wears a dress in public and Vanity Fair asks him for a photo shoot. I wear a dress in public and the police ask me for a breathalyzer.
Novell
Age is a number and mine is unlisted..