Apparently somebody in Detroit gets stabbed every 52 seconds…sucks to be that guy.
Cup holders are just cups for cups.
My parents had me when I was very young.
My mother taught me all about the circle of life. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
Don't you wish karma was like pizza and could be delivered in under 30 minutes?
I remember a day when people would say I was wise beyond my years. I think my years have not only surpassed my wisdom I truly believe my wisdom has been lapped a few times.
Four years ago I asked out the girl of my dreams. Today I asked her to marry me. She said "no" both times.