The only time the word incorrectly isn’t spelled incorrectly is when it’s spelled incorrectly.
Novell
A cactus is really just an aggressive cucumber.
Novell
I, put commas, in, weird places, so that, you, will, read, this, like William, Shatner.
Cujo
Apparently putting Alka-Seltzer in my mouth while getting baptized and pretending I’m being possessed by the devil is not funny.
My shirt has two button-down options: Uptight golf dude, or disco chest hair.
Novell
“Shit ton” is my favorite unit of measurement.
Novell
It’s 2015. Why cant you unselect a floor in an elevator yet?