If I were a witch, most of my magic would revolve around making food appear with my wand and disappear with my mouth.
If we're in a situation where I am the "voice of reason," then we are in a very very bad situation.
I do all of my ironing in the dryer.
Ironically the only way I'd watch the 50 Shades of Grey movie is if you tied me to a chair and forced me to.
Billy.B
A good lawyer knows the law. An excellent one knows the judge.
Jon
What a boring fight. "I ordered a fight on pay-per-view and got Dancing With The Stars."
I don't always look things up on my phone, but when I do it's to prove people wrong.