I don't have a Fitbit. But I have a couple of fat bits.
"Lord I have two of every animal on the ark..." *slaps mosquito on neck* "I have two of ALMOST every animal on the ark..."
My butt decided to go big instead of go home.
I don't have time to tell you how wrong you are. But I'm going to any way because it will bug me if I don't.
My electric toothbrush is broken so now I have to use my acoustic one.
"Teeter Totter" is the silliest name for toddler catapults.
Cereal is the sweatpants of food.