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Why do they ask you "Please press 1 for English, then put you with someone who's accent is so thick you can't understand them?
Axe body spray is like the mosquito repellent for humans
When plastic bags become currency, I will be king.
My fitness goal is to weigh what I told the DMV I weigh.
"Don’t make me regret this." -things I think when accepting a friend request.
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Roses are red Violets are blue Bad boys bad boys Whatchagonnadoo
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There is a gym called Anytime Fitness. I choose 2030.
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