I'm not lazy, I'm in energy saving mode.
Batman's parents got killed when he was lil Wayne.
Novell
I think my mailman is stealing my Nigerian lottery checks
I bet giraffes never get stuck smelling their own farts.
I just want to have Morgan Freeman read me bedtime stories.
When you say "9 out of 10 forest fires are caused by humans" all I hear is "There is a bear out there who knows how to use matches".
Ariana Grande sounds like a Taco Bell combo meal.