You can’t make everyone happy. Unless you’re a jar of Nutella. Then you probably can.
Ever talk to someone so stupid that you can hear them misspelling words?
So far I haven’t lost any weight eating these Thin Mints, but I’m committed to this diet 100%!
If you ever feel useless, remember that there are referees at a WWE match.
Have you guys seen the new documentary about white trash? I only saw the trailer.
Novell
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Gonorrhoea sounds like a medicine to treat Diarrhoea