Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed", many women still sleep with their husbands.
Sorry I said "You'll Do" instead of "I Do" at our wedding.
"Describe yourself in three words" "Lazy"
I'm pretending. That way, when it comes time to tend, I'll be ready.
Novell
I’m always impressed when I can stump auto-correct
Lying about my age is easier now that I have trouble remembering what it is.
Novell
A relationship without trust is like a cellphone without service, you just play games.