Novell
Having a dry wedding is a great way to reduce the number of RSVP’s.
Novell
I’m in no shape to exercise.
Novell
You can call someone who makes prosthetics a professional body builder
Cris
My girlfriend said she's ready to walk down the aisle. So I sent her grocery shopping.
Cris
If you fill a Whoopee cushion with gravy it adds a great new twist to a classic practical joke.
Cris
Every time I get an eyelash in my eye, I'm reminded of how quickly I would die in the wild
Cris
I simply do not understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.