I bet wrecking ball operators are some of the happiest people in the world.
Novell
It must suck when billionaires wake up feeling like a million bucks.
Nothing good has ever come from answering a call from a blocked phone number.
The only math I’m good at is adding insult to injury.
I accidentally typed my symptoms into IMDB instead of WebMD and it told me I have Gary Busey.
Robert Zunick
The worst way to locate your glasses is by the sound they make when you step on them.
Novell
There should be an award for anyone who actually finishes a tube of chapstick.