Novell
I’m going to start telling women that I’m available for a limited time only in hopes that their shopping instinct kicks in.
Novell
Autocorrect changed “you’re so wise” to “you’re so wide”, and now I need to find a good hiding spot before my wife comes home.
Novell
It’s all fun and games until they reply to your text with a phone call.
Novell
The fact that Burger King can sell you 10 chicken nuggets for $1.49 should concern you more than it should entice you.
Robert Zunick
Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands!
Novell
Lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake.
Okay, I can't take it anymore. What in the hell holds the blocks up in Mario Brothers?