Bought a weight loss exercise video. After watching it 3 times a day for 3 months I haven't lost crap.
I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
Novell
Jack The Ripper would be a great name for a fitness trainer.
To me, "drink responsibly" means don't spill it.
I wonder what the inventor of the drawing board said when his first design didn’t work out.
Ice skating is just walking in cursive.
Novell
I shook the vending machine until my chips fell, so yeah, I’m a hunter-gatherer