Novell
The proper way to use a stress ball is to throw it at the last person to piss you off
Robert Zunick
Everyone is telling me to follow my dreams!! So I went back to bed!
Robert Zunick
Had a bad mix-up at the store today. When the cashier said strip down facing me, apparently she was referring to my credit card!
Novell
I wish my wallet came with free refills.
Robert Ryder
FYI strawberry shampoo does not taste nearly as good as it smells.
A garage sale is just a garbage sale where the "b" is silent.
Just blew the sugar off my donut. Dieting is hard!