Insightful Statuses

On the whole, human beings want to be good, but not too good and not all the time.

I kind of feel like getting some work done today, so I’m just going to sit here until that feeling passes.

I was feeling pretty good about myself today at the gym as I caught a few folks glancing my way, I thought, even though I’m pushing 40 I can still turn a few heads....but then I realized they were mostly just trying to see where the smell is coming from.

I am finally old enough to realize my father was right, but now my kids think I am wrong.

Studies show that 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy.

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch folks do it for hours.

Calm down, different flavored Oreos. Nobody wants to make that kind of decision. Regular or Double stuff was hard enough.