For years I thought hitchhikers were just complimenting my driving.
Sean Comer
Today was really bad, like having a prostate exam from a leper proctologist walking away with 9 fingers...
It's just a matter of time before they add the word "Syndrome" after my last name...
I hate it when you can’t find your phone because you left it someplace stupid like in the car or your non-dominant hand.
Never let a medical procedure scare you. That's what the bill is for.
I wonder what the world would be like if everyone was as happy as they pretended to be on social media
So am I the only one that has not been molested by Bill Cosby?