Novell
There’s a thin line between “I should post that to Facebook” and “I should talk to a therapist about that.
Is it hibernation time yet?
I didn’t give you the finger. You earned it.
I wish the "Do not ask me again" option existed in real life.
The holiday season is a time for family…but let’s try to enjoy it anyway.
I feel like landlords who don’t allow dogs but DO allow children don’t know very much about children.
I listen to the first 30 seconds of an accidental butt dial like I'm in an FBI surveillance van.