I’d be 100x more motivated if Samuel L. Jackson yelled at me to get things done.
Did you know a large group of baboons is called a Congress? Explains a lot doesn't it?
I need to get my birthday suit taken in.
In the interest of fighting the childhood obesity epidemic, I've decided to eat all of the Halloween candy that I bought.
Novell
What do Eskimo's get from sitting on a block of ice? Polaroids.
Cyberbilly
I once dated a girl that was so bipolar that her mood ring acted like a strobe light.
Cyberbilly
And all this time I thought Ariana Grande was a drink at Starbucks.