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The best way to appreciate something is to be without it for awhile.
A word to the wise Isn't necessary. It's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Closing all the internet windows by the time your boss gets to your desk is like getting the keys into the door before the killer gets you.
How come I can get free wifi with a $3 cup of coffee but I can't get it with a $150 hotel room?
Society needs both optimists and pessimists. For example, an optimist invented the airplane while a pessimist invented the parachute.
All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.
If you can’t be a good example, be a terrible warning.
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