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#468
The best way to appreciate something is to be without it for awhile.
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#253
A word to the wise Isn't necessary. It's the stupid ones that need the advice.
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#295
Closing all the internet windows by the time your boss gets to your desk is like getting the keys into the door before the killer gets you.
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#373
How come I can get free wifi with a $3 cup of coffee but I can't get it with a $150 hotel room?
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#611
Society needs both optimists and pessimists. For example, an optimist invented the airplane while a pessimist invented the parachute.
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#254
All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.
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#290
If you can’t be a good example, be a terrible warning.
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