Amigo
If you need some help at Home Depot and are being ignored, get on one of their step ladders
Well at least the funeral home won't have to invest a lot of money to preserve Joan Rivers. All the plastic surgery was preparation enough...
I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say, "hey, that one looks like an idiot"
Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to prevent me from savagely beating my coworkers with a keyboard.
I went for a run tonight. Sure, it was a beer run but, I was still sweating by the end.
I HATE it when I think I'm buying organic vegetables, but when I get home I discover they're just regular donuts.
Denise
Morning has broken. Let's let it go back to bed and sleep it off until it feels better.