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"And he said unto his brethren, A man shall not poketh another man on facebook for thine is gayeth" #lostbibleverses
My left arm must be exhausted, I woke up before it did.
R.I.P. Bob Marley. Thanks for the good music, but no thanks for the white guys with dreds.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
It takes many nails to build a crib, but just one screw to fill it.
I used to be a hipster back before anybody else knew about them.
I'm gonna give that Stitch a Lilo. Stitches love Lilos.
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