What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? The Dark Knight Rises.
If there's a bar where everybody knows your name, you're probably an alcoholic.
I wonder if Eric Clapton really thought she looked wonderful or if it was just the 27th outfit she'd tried on & he didn't want to be late to the party.
Unlike milk, it is acceptable to cry over spilled beer.
Amigo
When I die, before my will is read, I want my entire Google search history revealed and whoever is left in the room gets it all.
Amigo
I bet some of you would absolutely kill it in a race where you had to jump over obstacles while looking at your phone.
Amigo
And then God said, “Seems unfair to have given man an extra limb so to balance it out I’ll give women the power over which to control it.”