Amigo
If you’re looking to work 2 hours a day, 3 days a week for about $1000 a week please contact me! We can look for it together.
Amigo
Someone once told me, “GO FOR BROKE!” I’m happy to report that I succeeded…
Amigo
My bucket list: 4 drumsticks, 2 thighs, 2 mashed potatoes with gravy, and 2 biscuits. Extra crispy…
Amigo
I’m that friend that you have to explain to people before you introduce me and apologize about afterwards.
Amigo
At my funeral play the Super Mario original theme until my casket is lowered in the ground then play the underground music
Amigo
We never really grow up, we just learn how to act in public.
Amigo
You can look at some people and instantly know they’re only going to get two awards in life, a birth and a death certificate.