Cris
The best things in life can't be seen or touched. At least, that's what the restraining order says.
Cris
If I were a doctor, I would do volunteer work by standing outside of gas stations and writing prescriptions for antibiotics to people who walk out with sushi.
Disney owns marvel. Marvel owns Thor. Thor is the son of a king. Thor is now female. Thor is now a Disney princess.
Amigo
I want the equivalent of an e-cigarette for alcohol so I can do it at work. Get on that scientists!
Saw these three things on a corner, in this order: Liquor store, gun store, bank. What couple possibly go wrong with that?
Amigo
It only becomes a mistake if you regret it.
Amigo
Your voicemail will be ignored in the order in which it was received. Beep