Amigo
The most powerful I ever feel is waving pedestrians to walk in front of my car. "Go forth, and trust that I will not kill you."
Amigo
Before social networking you could just completely forget someone existed. And it was great.
No matter how old I am, when i am eating a bag of Bugles, I will never be mature enough to not put them on my fingertips and make claws.
Amigo
Today I discovered that two wrongs definitely don’t make a right! Tomorrow I’m going to try three.
Amigo
My train of thought is loco, no motive
Amigo
Is a rivalry between two vegetarians still called a beef?
Amigo
Flies only live for 24 hours. Except for the ones that get in your room. Those bastards live forever.