Insightful Statuses

When you’re a kid, you hate those moments when there is absolutely nothing to do. As an adult, you live for them

Whoever left me in charge of my own destiny has a lot of explaining to do.

I copied my Match.com bio from a used car website. White – Good condition – Reliable – Cheap – No evidence of rear end damage. Must See

I finally met a woman my mother likes. She acts like my mother , talks like her, and even has similar looks. My father doesn't like her.

Depresso; the feeling you get when you’ve run out of coffee.

People who think I’m not a religious person should see me when the airplane starts to shake.

Canada is located right next to the country with all the guns and bombs. Of course Canadians are polite.