K Psi
Typed in "Tim Howard" in Google, waiting for the search results. He blocked those too!
Amigo
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs… because they always take things literally
Amigo
Who is this Rorschach guy? … and why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?
Amigo
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer, the second orders half a beer, the third orders a quarter of a beer, and so on. … After the seventh order, the bartender pours two beers and says, “You fellas ought to know your limits.
Amigo
Pavlov is sitting at a bar, when all of the sudden the phone rings… Pavlov gasps, “Oh crap, I forgot to feed the dogs.”
Amigo
When my kid loses a tooth, I’m telling him the tooth fairy charges a $5 disposal fee.
So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t just for throwing at people who stress you out?