When I hear someone say, "chicken pot pie," I get excited three times.
Camping is fun if you're into pretending that you're homeless.
In the South, they remove the 'g' from the end of most words. Just sayin'.
I know it's just rain but I still don't like hearing my mom say she got 6 inches.
Sometimes I feel like I get less attention than a white crayon.
There's no better reminder to visit your dentist than a trip to Walmart.
Does swimming in debt count as cardio?