Ugh I hate airports. The men's bathroom here doesn't have any urinals! Just a bunch of women screaming. Lame.
Amigo
Whenever I’m bored I stop a stranger and ask “where am I?” and whatever they say I runaway screaming “Hahaha I’m a genius! I can teleport!”
Exercise? I thought you said "extra fries".
Me: Did you hear what I just said? Him: Yes Me: Ok, then what did I say? Him: "Did you hear what I just said?"
Do Re Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Meeeee - Kanye West warming up
Jackamus
Let's be honest, we all have someone on Facebook we wanna bang...with a pan.
You look like you only got about 5 of your 8 hours of beauty sleep last night...