Daniel Williams
I about punched my T.V. because I thought Kim Kardashian had a new reality show. I quickly realized I misunderstood what "Hoarders" implied.
Tetherball is just a big cat toy for people.
Punctuality is a waste of time since no one is ever there to appreciate it.
My dog is entertained chasing his tail and I'm bored with a device that gives me access to infinite knowledge...
Never trust a person who speaks in absolutes.
Amigo
To do list: Buy CD of ice cream truck music. Drive down the street blasting it. Watch kids get disappointed.
Was eating jerky today and there was a little silica packet with a warning that said "Do not eat." Good thinking. Too bad there wasn't a warning on the plastic packaging too It took me two days to get that stuff out of my teeth.